Legend tells of a legendery warrior whos kung fu skills where the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.
- I see you like to chew maybe you should chew on my fist. (bad guy)
The warrior said noting for his mouth was full, then he swallowed and then he spoke.
- Enough talk, lets fight. (Po)
KAAABLOOOIII!
He was so deadly, infact that his enemys would go blind of over exposure to pure awesomeness.
- Ahh my eyes....His too awesome..and attractive..how can we repay you..? (people)
- Theres no charge for awesomeness...or attractiveness. (Po)
KAABLOOIII!!!
It mattered not how many foes he faced, they where no match for his bodasity.
Never before had a panda been so feared and so loved. Even the most heroic heros of all of china, the furies five bowed in respect to this great master.
- We should hang out. (furies five)
- Agreed. (Po)
Hiija!!
But hanging out would have to wait cause when your facing the 10000 demons on demon mountain. Theres only one thing that matters and thats...
- Po get up, you be late for work. (Pos dad)
- What?  AHHHHHHH...(Po)

För er som har sett filmen, se början igen om ni har den! Hittade tyvärr inget klipp som visar hela texten som jag har skrivit! Men de är sååå himla bra:P:P Men här kommer det coolaste iaf:P