South Park
Cartman: | No! Goddamnit we're serious! We'll only talk to the President! Stop! Fire a warning shot, Butters! [Butters shuts his eyes and shoots. The Chinese officer is struck in the groin and it explodes all over his clothes] |
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Chinese Officer: | [puts his hands over his crotch] Ow! Ah, o-ow! [Cartman looks on in disbelief] |
Cartman: | DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! |
Butters: | What? What happened? [looks outside the window] |
Cartman: | God damnit Butters, what did I say about shooting guys in the dick?! |
Butters: | Aw, I did it again? |
Cartman: | What the hell is wrong with you?! That is NOT COOL, Butters! That is NOT COOL! [looks away for a few moments, but...] You don't fucking do that! You don't shoot a guy in the dick! |
Butters: | [finally speaks up] Well okay, I'm sorry! |
Cartman: | ...It's NOT okay! Defeating the Chinese won't mean anything if we do it by going around shooting people in the dick! [walks away] God damnit! |
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